1. This is a….
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…purse. In fact, it’s a purse that belongs to the wife of the guy who took this photo.
2. Appreciate nature.
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Getting back to nature is just like being born again.
3. Bon appetit.
4. How touching! This dad made ninja turtle pancakes for breakfast.
Well, he tried his best.
5. Wow. That looks like a…
…minor accident. He should still get it checked out though.
6. Get your mind out of the gutter.
It’s just his hand.
7. What a lovely…
…cell phone case. Sure, those fingers are a little bit much, but let’s move on…
8. Nobody thought this one through when they were building the playground?
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I suppose that it’s just a slide, right?
9. Nothing sexual here!
Just awful taste.
10. Proposals are nerve-wracking. You’ve really got to have huge… well… you know.
11. This guy can’t leave home without his…
…travel pillow. Obviously.
12. Just an open pocket and nothing else.
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Just an open pocket in flesh-colored shorts. AND. NOTHING. ELSE.
13. A totally innocent pose by a group of girls.
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14. Resting with his…
…pup. Why? What did you see?
15. No, you’re seeing things.
It’s just a stain from a leak. Cool it.
16. Just a delicate, feminine sweater.
Unless you’ve got a dirty mind, that is.
17. Even the best photos can be ruined by poor hand placement.
Let’s NOT post this one on Instagram. What do you say?