(pics) This Guy Dumps Weird Goo All Over His Car...Then I Realized Why, And I'm 100% Jealous!

First, you have to start off with an old, beat-up Mercedes-Benz CLK-Class, like this one. Check out his sweet fur coat! You know this project is going to be awesome. Note: those rims are 30".

First, you have to start off with an old, beat-up Mercedes-Benz CLK-Class, like this one. Check out his sweet fur coat! You know this project is going to be awesome. Note: those rims are 30

Once you've acquired the vehicle, now you lay down some expanding foam. I know this looks like a disaster...but bear with me.

Once you've acquired the vehicle, now you lay down some expanding foam. I know this looks like a disaster...but bear with me.

Time to carve out your vision. This is the hard part...

Time to carve out your vision. This is the hard part...

Post-sculpting, you're starting to see a new shape.

Post-sculpting, you're starting to see a new shape.

Good ol' cardboard to stencils help the car really take shape. Next, it's time to smooth and detail the exterior.

Good ol' cardboard to stencils help the car really take shape. Next, it's time to smooth and detail the exterior.

I promise you this is NOT the final color. We're still in the sculpting phase.

I promise you this is NOT the final color. We're still in the sculpting phase.

After all, do you know anyone who drives a Robin's Egg Blue car around? LOL.

After all, do you know anyone who drives a Robin's Egg Blue car around? LOL.

Looks alright, I guess...but we're not nearly done.

Looks alright, I guess...but we're not nearly done.

Ain't nothin' sexy 'bout that backside.

Ain't nothin' sexy 'bout that backside.

Dream cars have curves. The difference is in the subtle nuances.

Dream cars have curves. The difference is in the subtle nuances.

Headlights are also 100% necessary but surprisingly simple to install.

Headlights are also 100% necessary but surprisingly simple to install.

Finally, we see a pretty shape. But it's still so...

Finally, we see a pretty shape. But it's still so...

...unfinished and blah.

...unfinished and blah.

Mixing up more product! What happens next will blow your mind.

Mixing up more product! What happens next will blow your mind.

A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Kinda like a secret recipe from grandma...only you should not try to eat this stuff. Trust me.

A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Kinda like a secret recipe from grandma...only you should not try to eat this stuff. Trust me.

But wait - before we bring the exterior to it's final glory - we can't leave our interior untouched!

But wait - before we bring the exterior to it's final glory - we can't leave our interior untouched!

After all, dream cars beautiful inside and out. Sort of like the person you want to fall in love with someday...

After all, dream cars beautiful inside and out. Sort of like the person you want to fall in love with someday...

"The sculptor" starts his work:

Again, the difference is in the details. Your car is an extension of your home. Make it nice.

Again, the difference is in the details. Your car is an extension of your home. Make it nice.

Boom. The gloriously restored interior. The (c)artist's attention to shape and size really shines through in this work.

Boom. The gloriously restored interior. The (c)artist's attention to shape and size really shines through in this work.

The exterior with a fresh coat of gloss.

The exterior with a fresh coat of gloss.

RIMS!!!

RIMS!!!

Bootylicious view.

Bootylicious view.

Car's got curves for DAYS!

Car's got curves for DAYS!

I told you it would get sexier.

I told you it would get sexier.

It's hard to believe that with a lit

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